SANITY AT THE KEYBOARD 

by Ray Dangel
 

 

  • Never throw things at the monitor.

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  • Never throw the monitor.

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  • Coffee cups and elbows are mutually attractive.

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  • Tears are an undocumented feature of all software.

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  • Work naked at least once a week to reduce stress.

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  • Switch gradually from swearing to bookmarks.

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  • Mistakes are noticed right after you press ENTER.

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  • Baffled by new software?  Ask a teenager.

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  • Go to the bathroom every two hours.

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  • Smile and breathe.  Everything else will take care of itself.   *
 

Copyright ©1998 by Ray Dangel <radangel@eazy.net>
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