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                    [ Seeking revenge....   ]
                    [   And getting it!     ]
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                       By THE GREEN BERET

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        Welcome.  Have you ever been extremely angered at someone
for something they did/said to you?  Were you able to physically
slaughter them on the spot?  If not, here are a few ideas for
revenge you may be interested in.  These are not the "draino
bomb" type things which have not been tried, all of the
following procedures have been tested over time with great
success.  Please read on, and learn.

Car Techniques
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  Several files have already been written about the various
methods of tampering with someones car, therefore this section
will not be as in depth as others in this phile.

1)  Most cars have vents directly in front of the windshield.
99% of the time, the air conditioning blower will draw air from
this vent.  So....Get either flower or fine sawdust and fill the
vent with it.  Don't over do it, otherwise the driver may spot
it. When the driver gets in the car and the fan comes on, the
flour/sawdust will come flying out of the air vents in the car,
causing a big mess, and lots of fun for the driver.

2) When your favorite person parks in a parking lot, grab a
friend and get two of those curbs, placing one in front of the
front wheels, and one in back of the back wheels. The driver will
get in and myteriously discover that he is stuck.

3) Up in the north country (where it freezes for extended periods
of time), take a couple rolls of toilet paper and wrap the car
completely with TP.  Then, dump water all over the car.  Presto!
In a few hours, you have a car-sicle.

Home/Lawn attacks
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1) Superglue all the doors on the house shut.

2) Plant plastic forks & knives in the front yard...LOTS of them.
"Mommy, what are those white things growing all over the front
yard?  There must be MILLIONS of them!"

3) Using duct tape, attach an M80 to a plate glass window.  Make
sure the M80 has direct contact with the window, and that there
is much duct tape around the rest of it.  Acts as a shaped
charge.

4) Spray herbicide all over their front lawn
   Alternate: Write your favorite saying on their lawn, in big
letters, with the herbicide.

5) If the house has no concave areas with doors, you can achieve
an interesting effect by wrapping the house 7 or 8 times REAL
tightly with twine, making sure to pass it through or wrap it
around the door and window handles.

6) Find an open window, and light several smoke bombs directly
underneath.  The room will be filled completely with smoke rather
 quickly.  If the room contains a computer, the owner will have to
clean the drive heads, if he doesn't, he'll wreck the drives.

7) An old but still effective idea is to lauch hoardes of bottle
rockets at windows.  The first few will break the window,
allowing subsequent launches to enter the house.


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Thats all for now.  Thanks to The Refugee & George Jetson for
helping to perfect these ideas.  Also, Jim Keplinger for being
the victim upon which most of these ideas were perfected.